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I never really understood why death is this big scary cloud in the distance.

Not that I’m looking forward to it, but I don’t fear it.

What makes death so much scarier a concept than life.



If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

(via shantrinas)

I’m not going to lie..


.. I’m going to miss my childhood and its TV shows. Watching That’s So Raven is bringing back memories.

Slick feel some type of way 😂😂😂😂



im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

(Source: mikisayama, via shantrinas)

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